wmud/lib/misc/messages

* Note: all lines between records which start with '*' are comments and
* are ignored.  Comments can only be between records, not within them.
*
* This file is where the damage messages go for offensive spells, and
* skills such as kick and backstab.  Also, starting with Circle 3.0, these
* messages are used for failed spells, and weapon messages for misses and
* death blows.
*
* All records must start with 'M' in the first column (for 'Message').
* The next line must contain the damage number (defined in spells.h),
* then the messages (one per line):
*   Death Message (damager, damagee, onlookers)
*   Miss Message (damager, damagee, onlookers)
*   Hit message (damager, damagee, onlookers)
*   God message (damager, damagee, onlookers)
*
* All messages must be contained in one line.  They will be sent through
* act(), meaning that all standard act() codes apply, and each message will
* automatically be wrapped to 79 columns when they are printed.  '#' can
* be substituted for a message if none should be printed.  Note however
* that, unlike the socials file, all twelve lines must be present for each
* record, regardless of any '#' fields which may be contained in it.

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*                           Offensive Spells                              *
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* Burning Hands
M
 5
You have burned $N to death!
You have been burned to death by $n!
$n has burned $N to death!
You miss $N with your burning hands.
$n reaches for you with burning hands, but misses!
$n tries to burn $N, but $E escapes!
You burn $N with your hot little hands!
You cry out in pain as $n grabs you with burning hands!
$N cries out as $n burns $M!
Your attempt to burn $N nears BLASPHEMY!!!
The pitiful creature before you tries to burn you.
Unaware of the risks, $n tries to burn $N.

* Call Lightning
M
 6
Your lightning bolt kills $N!
You are electrocuted to death by a lightning bolt sent by $n!
The dead body of $N sizzles in the heat from a lightning bolt sent by $n!
Your lightning bolt scores the ground in front of $N, a misser!
The ground before you is scored as $n misses you with lightning!
$N jumps backwards in time to avoid lightning sent by $n!
You hit $N with your lightning, bullseye!
You are hit by lightning sent by $n, OUCH!
$N screams in pain as lightning from $n penetrates $M!
$N stops your lightning with a single gesture, BEWARE!!!
You stop $n's lightning with a sure hand, no time for children's games...
$n's lightning disappears as $N makes a simple gesture.

* Chill Touch
M
 8
You chill $N, remember to put flowers on $S grave...
You feel chilled by $n and then you feel no more -- R.I.P.
$n touches $N who slumps to the ground as a dead lump, rather chilly isn't it?
The atmosphere turns chilly as you miss $N!
You dodge $n and $s chill touch!
$n tries unsuccesfully to chill $N!
You chill $N!
You feel your life flowing away as $n chills you!
$n chills $N who suddenly seem less lively!
Are you trying to chill $N? -- what a joke!!
$n tries to chill you, what a laugh...
$N starts to laugh as $n turns chilly!

* Color Spray
M
 10
YOU KILLED $N!!! -- don't you feel ashamed...
Your head is filled with all the colors of the rainbow before it bursts!
$n makes $N into a colorful corpse!
Your spray of color misses $N -- what a dull world...
$n unsuccesfully tries to add color to your life!
$n splashes color everywhere except $N.
Your own private rainbow hits $N in the face -- WOWIE!!
A sudden burst of colors sends you reeling!
$n throws colors at $N who in vain tries to escape!
Your spray of colors turn into butterflies as $N frowns.
Your frown is enough to turn $n's color spray into little butterflies.
The air is filled with butterflies as $N frowns at $n's color spray.

* Dispel Evil
M
 22
$N is dissolved by your goodness.
$n dissolves you, you regret having been so evil, and die...
$n completely dissolves $N!
$N is unaffected by your goodness!
$n thinks that $e is really good, and tries to dispell you.
$N laughs at $n as $e tries to dispell $M!
$N shivers and suffers from $S evilness!
$n makes your soul hurt and suffer!
$n makes $N's evil spirit shiver and suffer!
Did you really expect $M to suffer?
$n unfruitfully tries to dispell you.
$n is stupid...

* Earthquake
M
 23
The earth opens beneath $N's feet and swallows $M whole!
The earth opens beneath your feet and swallows you whole!
The earth opens beneath $N's feet and swallows $M whole!
$N desperately tries to keep $S balance as the earth shakes beneath $S feet!
You desperately try to keep your balance as the earth shakes beneath your feet!
$N desperately tries to keep $S balance as the earth shakes beneath $S feet!
$N falls down and hurts $Mself!
You fall down and hurt yourself!
$N falls down and hurts $Mself!
$N gracefully levitates as the earth shifts beneath $S feet under $M.
You gracefully levitate as the earth shifts underneath you.
$N gracefully levitates as the earth shifts beneath $S feet under $M.

* Energy Drain
M
 25
$N crumples as you kill $M by draining $S energy!
As $n drains your last energy you look forward to the peace of the graveyard...
$n drains the energy of $N who crumples as a lifeless cocoon!
You need more draining lessons...
Luckily for you $n slept during draining-lessons!
$n fails to drain $N -- what a waste of energy!
You drain $N of some of $S energy!
You feel less energic as $n drains you!
$n drains $N -- what a waste of energy!
You waste energy trying to drain $N!
How amusing -- $n tries to drain you!
$N's eyes twinkle with laughter as $n tries to drain $M.

* Fireball
M
 26
Your fireball hits $N with full force, causing an immediate death!
As you burst into flames of death $n grins evilly...
The heat from a fireball from $n turns $N into a charred corpse!
Your fireball blooms few feet before $N who claps $S hands in wonder.
$n aims a fireball at you but it blooms few feet before you; you clap your hands at the show.
A fireball from $n misses $N -- what great fireworks around here!!
You throw a fireball at $N and have the satisfaction of seeing $M enveloped in flames!
You are enveloped in flames from a fireball sent by $n -- OUCH!!
$n smirks as $s fireball explodes into the face of $N!
How shameful to throw fireballs at a GOD!!!
You choose to ignore $n's shameful attempt to fireball you.
$n's fireball is tactfully ignored by $N.

* Harm
M
  27
As you finish the incantation of the spell, $N falls dead due to the amount of harm $E takes!
You feel light headed as $n completes a spell which causes you so much harm that you just snuff it.
As $n touches $M, $N takes the full brunt of a harm spell and collapses.  Dead.
Swinging out at $N, you miss and your harm spell goes off harmlessly.
You duck out of the way of $n and $s harm spell misses you.
Showing remarkable dexterity, $N avoids $n's reach and subsequent harm spell.
You watch the pained expression on $N's face as you hit $M with your harm spell.
You grimace in pain as $n's harm spell strikes you.
A large grin crosses $n's face as $s harm spell causes $N grievous pain.
Harm a god?  Are you serious?  Of course $N avoids it casually.
$n tries to harm you.  Poor sod.
What a buffoon!  $n looks somewhat perturbed as $N ignores the recently cast harm spell.

* Lightning Bolt
M
 30
Your lightning bolt shatters $N to pieces!
You feel enlightened by the lightning bolt $n sends, and then all is darkness -- R.I.P.!
$N recieves the full blast of a lightning bolt from $n... and is no more.
Your aim goes from bad to worse, and your lightning bolt misses $N!
$n has bad aim and $s lightning bolt misses you!
$n tries to hit $N with a lightning bolt but only hits the sky!
The lightning bolt hits $N with full impact!
YOU'RE HIT!  A lightning bolt from $n has reached its goal!
$N wavers under the impact of the lightning bolt sent by $n!
Your lightning bolt is extinguished as mighty $N moves $S ears!
You move your ears to extinguish $n's lightning bolt.
$N moves $S ears and $n's lightning bolt is extinguished!

* Magic Missile
M
 32
The magic missile tears away the remaining life of $N!
You only have time to notice $n uttering strange sounds before everything is dark!
The magic missile sent by $n causes $N to stagger and collaps in a lifeless heap!
The magic missile penetrates the air miles above $N.
You don't even have to duck as $n sends a magic missile way over your head.
$n tries in vain to correct the course of the magic missile meant to hit $N.
You watch with selfpride as your magic missile hits $N!
You stagger as a magic missile from $n hits you!
$n throws a magic missile at $N who staggers under the blow!
Your magic missile makes $N roar with laughter.
You can't help laughing as $n sends a magic missile at you.
$N starts to roar with laughter as $n sends a magic missile at $M.

* Shocking Grasp
M
 37
$N dies while looking rather shocked!
$n shocks you.  Unfortunately your heart can't stand it...
$n reveals with a shock that $N has left $S body!
$N rather shockingly evades your grasp!
You nimbly dodge a shocking grasp from $n!
$N shockingly evades the grasp of $n!
You get a good hold of the shocked $N!
You get a shock as $n gets too close to you!
$N looks shocked as $n grasps at $M!
You shockingly realize you can't shock $N...
These puny creatures are shocking at times...
The atmosphere gets loaded as $n tries to shock $N!

* Dispel Good
M
 46
$N is dissolved by your evil.
$n dissolves you -- the price paid for leading a good life -- you die...
$n completely dissolves $N!
$N is unaffected by your evil!
$n thinks that $e is really evil, and tries to dispell you.
$N laughs at $n as $e tries to dispell $M!
$N shivers and suffers from $S goodness!
$n makes your soul hurt and suffer!
$n makes $N's good spirit shiver and suffer!
Did you really expect $M to suffer?
$n unfruitfully tries to dispell you.
$n is stupid...

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*                           Offensive Skills                              *
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* Backstab
M
 131
$N makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent as you place $p in $S back.
Suddenly $n stabs you in the back, R.I.P....
$n places $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises, a lot of blood, and a corpse.
$N quickly avoids your backstab and you nearly cut your own finger!
$n tries to backstab you, but you avoid $m!
$n tries to backstab $N but nearly cuts $s own finger!
$N makes a strange sound as you place $p in $S back!
Suddenly $n stabs you in the back!
$n places $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises and some blood!
$N sends you a look that makes you forget all about backstabbing.
$n tries to backstab you, but changes $s mind.
$n tries to backstab $N, but changes $s mind.

* Bash
M
 132
$N doesn't recover from your bash! -- $E is dead.
As $n bashes at you, you give up living and die...
$N dies after $n has bashed $M!
As $N avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
You dodge a bash from $n who loses $s balance and falls!
$N avoids being bashed by $n who loses $s balance and falls!
Your bash at $N sends $M sprawling!
$n sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
$n sends $N sprawling with a powerful bash!
Your effort to bash $N sends YOU sprawling on the ground.
$n fruitlessly tries to bash you and is sent sprawling.
$n dares a bash at $N and is sent sprawling without touching $M.

* Kick
M
 134
Your kick at $N's kidneys made $M die.
$n kills you by kicking your kidneys in!
$N dies from $n's last kick in $S kidneys!
Your beautiful full-circle kick misses $N by a mile.
$n makes a nice balletstep which plants $s foot a mile above your head.
$n makes a nice balletstep which plants $s foot a mile above $N's head.
Your boots need polishing again -- blood all over them...
$n wipes $s boots in your face!
$n wipes $s boots in the face of $N!
$N makes you kick at a huge stone appearing from nowhere -- OUCH!
You make $n kick a huge stone appearing from nowhere -- *giggle*
$n starts kicking a huge stone which suddenly appears.
M
 134
Your kick at $N's face splits $S head open -- yummy!
$n aims a kick at your face which splits your head in two!
$n neatly kicks $N's head into pieces -- YUMMY!
You miss your kick at $N's groin, much to $S relief...
$n misses a kick at your groin, you breathe lighter now...
$n misses a kick at $N's groin, much to $N's relief...
Your kick hits $N in the solar plexus!
You're hit in solar plexus, wow, this is breathtaking!!
$n kicks $N in solar plexus, $N is rendered breathless!
You attempt to kick $N but lose your balance and fall face down in some mud that has suddenly appeared.
When $n tries to kick you, you quickly make him fall in some mud you have created.
$n falls face down in some mud created by $N.

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*                           Weapon Attacks                                *
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* Hit
M
 300
You punch $N's head with a blow that crushes $S skull!
$n punches your head with a blow that crushes your skull!
$n punches $N's head so hard that $S skull cracks open!
You swing your fist at $N, but miss $M!
You barely avoid $n's fist as $e takes a swing at you!
$N barely avoids a blow from $n!
#
#
#
Your fist flops as your body refuses to fight the mighty $N.
$n seems to be having trouble getting $s body to fight you!!
$n's body rebels against $m when $e tries to punch $N.
M
 300
You punch $N in $S kidneys resulting in $S immediate death!
You recieve a punch in your kidneys which ends your worldly misery -- R.I.P.!
$n punches $N in the kidneys causing immediate death!
You wildly punch at the air, missing $N.
$n misses a wild punch at you.
$n practices shadow-boxing while $N takes a break.
#
#
#
Instead of letting you punch $M, $N forces you to play Punch and Judy!!!
You convince $n of playing Punch and Judy instead of punching you.
$N convinces $n that no punching is necessary.
M
 300
You hit $N with such force that $S neck snaps in two!
$n hits you with such force that your neck snaps in two!
$N's neck is snapped in two by a powerful blow from $n!
You try to hit $N who easily avoids the blow.
$n tries to hit you but you easily avoid the blow.
$n tries to hit $N who easily avoids the blow.
#
#
#
You try to hit $N but hit yourself instead!
$n tries to hit you but you hits $mself instead!
$n tries to hit $N but hits $mself instead!
M
 300
You hit $N with a blow that breaks $S spine!
$n hits you with a blow that breaks your spine!
$n hits $N with a blow that breaks $S spine!
$N ducks under your fist as you try to hit $M.
You duck under $n's fist as $e takes a swing at you.
$N ducks under $n's fist as $e takes a swing at $M.
#
#
#
It isn't polite to swing at a GOD!
$n tries to take a swing at you -- how pathetic!
$n pathetically tries to take a swing at $N - ha!

* Sting
M
 301
You drive a sting directly into the heart of $N, killing $M!
With a powerful driving force, $n's sting tears right through your chest causing instant death!
$n drives $s sting through $N's chest, killing $M!
You miss $N with your stinging blow!
$n drives $s stinging blow at you, barely missing!
You watch in fright as $n stings at $N, missing by mere inches!
#
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#
Sting -- God... What are you thinking?
$n tries to sting you, somewhat comical to tell the truth.
$n stings at $N, then looks horrified as $N grins at $m!
M
 301
You violently sting $N repeatedly, causing $S death!
You die a horrid death as $n stings you repeatedly all over your body!
As $n stings $N all over the place, $N falls lifeless to the ground.
You sting towards $N, but miss $M!
$n misses you with $s sting!
You watch on as $n stings at $N, but misses!
#
#
#
You sting at $N, and all that happens is that $E slaps himself as if a mosquito bit $M.
Was that a bee you just felt?  Oh.. wait, it was just $n.
$N begins to slap at $Mself as $n tries to sting $M.

* Whip
M
 302
You whip $N's head right off of $S body!
$n whips your head right off of your body!
$n whips $N's head right off of $S body!
You crack your whip at $N but it hits you in the face!
$n cracks $s whip at you and it hits $m in the face!
$n cracks $s whip at $N but only hits $mself in the face!
#
#
#
You'd better stop before $N whips your butt.
Pathetic little $n is trying to whip you... how cute.
$n tries to whip $N - isn't he cute?
M
 302
Your dextrous whip messily tears $N's torso right off!
$n's whip messily tears you right in half!
With an evil grin, $n messily whips $N in half!
You try to whip $N but whip the ground instead!
$n tries to whip you but whips the ground instead!
$n tries to whip $N but whips the ground instead!
#
#
#
Don't try to whip $N.
$n is trying to whip you.  Yawn.
$n tries to whip $N - yawn.

* Slash
M
 303
You beautifully slash $N into two parts -- both dead.
Your upper body is disconnected from your legs as $n slashes at you -- R.I.P.!
$N is slashed in two by a masterful stroke of $n!
Your desperate slash at $N is easily avoided by $M.
You easily avoid a slash from $n.
$N nimbly avoids $n's slash.
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#
Your cunning slash at $N is fruitless.
You nimbly stop a slash from $n.
$N stops a cunning slash from $n who looks disappointed.
M
 303
Your slash at $N results in a pool of blood and $S immediate death!
Blood spurts all over as $n slashes at you.  You die...
$n slashes at $N who colors everything red with blood from $S lethal wound.
You miss $N by an inch, curse that brat!
You manage to dodge $n's slash and laugh, HA!
$n's slash misses $N who laughs in sheer delight, HA!
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#
Come on, what makes you think you can slash at a GOD?!
You barely register the puny creature before you...
The great $N seems to ignore $n's slashes.
M
 303
$N cries out in agony as you slash $S ribcage open!
Your ribcage is slashed open by $n -- R.I.P.!
$n nicely dissects $N's ribcage with a single slash!
You try to slash $N but miss by a mile.
$n's slash misses you by a mile.
$n's slash at $N misses $M by a mile.
#
#
#
It's rude to try to slash a GOD, you know.
$n tries to slash you -- how rude!
$n tries to slash $N -- how rude!
M
 303
Your powerful slash cleanly cuts off $N's head, which rolls away with a look of horror on it.
You briefly feel the sensation of flight as $n slices your head cleanly off!
$n cleanly slices off $N's head which rolls away with a look of horror on it!
$N is cooled by the breeze of your missed slash at $M.
$n cools you with the breeze of $s missed slash at you.
$n cools $N with the breeze of $s missed slash.
#
#
#
Yeah, right.
$n tries to slash you... yeah, right.
$n tries to slash $N... yeah, right.

* Bite
M
 304
You sink your teeth deep into $N's neck -- blood sprays everywhere!
$n sinks $s teeth deep into your neck, tearing your jugular vein to bits!
$n sinks $s teeth deep into $N's neck, tearing $S jugular vein to bits!
You snap your teeth at $N but miss him.
$n snaps $s teeth at you fiercly but misses.
$n fiercly snaps $s teeth at $N but misses the mark.
#
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#
You attempt to bite $N.  Ouch!  That hurt!
$n tries to bite you, how funny.
$n tries to bite $N - funny, huh?
M
 304
You bite $N through $S ribcage and into $S heart -- $e falls to the ground in agony.
$n bites you right through your ribcage and into your heart -- you fall to the ground writhing in agony...
$n's powerful jaw bites through $N's ribcage into $S heart -- $E falls to the ground writhing in agony!
You try to bite $N but bite your tongue instead.
$n tries to bite you but bites $s tongue instead!
$n tries to bite $N but bites $s own tongue instead!
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#
Aren't you trying to bite off more than you can chew?
$n snaps at you but realizes $e is biting off more than $e can chew.
$n stupidly tries to bite off more than $e can chew by snapping at $N.

* Bludgeon
M
 305
You forcefully bludgeon $N whose head suddenly cracks open like a walnut!
$n bludgeons your head which cracks open like a walnut!
$n ruthlessly bludgeons $N whose head cracks open like a walnut!
You fruitlessly try to bludgeon $N.
You easily dodge $n's attempt to bludgeon you.
$n tries to bludgeon $N who easily avoids the blow.
#
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#
Your attempt to bludgeon $N fails, luckily for you $N has a good sense of humor!
Your patience is tried when $n tries to clobber you.
$N restrains $Mself from zapping $n when $e attempts to bludgeon the mighty one.
M
 305
Your relentless bludgeoning of $N finally results in $S broken neck!
$n's relentless bludgeoning of you finally results in your broken neck!
$n's relentless bludgeoning of $N finally results in $N's broken neck!
You try to bludgeon $N who simply laughs at you.
$n tries to bludgeon you, but you avoid $m and laugh.
$N laughs at $n's attempt to bludgeon $M.
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#
Your attempt to bludgeon $N fails, luckily for you $N has a good sense of humor!
Your patience is tried when $n tries to clobber you.
$N restrains $Mself from zapping $n when $e attempts to bludgeon the mighty one.

* Crush
M
 306
You crush $N right out of existence!
$n crushes you right out of existence!
$n crushes $N right out of existence!
You try to crush $N who jumps out of the way!
$n tries to crush you but you jump out of the way!
$n tries to crush $N who jumps out of the way!
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#
A pox on thee and thy pitiful crush on $N!
$n seems to have a crush on you...
$n seems to have a crush on $N...
M
 306
You crush $N's entire body, making a terrible mess!
$n crushes your entire body, making a terrible mess!
$n crushes $N's entire body, making a terrible mess!
You hopelessly try to crush $N.
$n hopelessly tries to crush you.
$n hopelessly tries to crush $N.
#
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#
A pox on thee and thy pitiful crush on $N!
$n seems to have a crush on you...
$n seems to have a crush on $N...

* Pound
M
 307
You pound $N right into the ground!
$n pounds you six feet under.
$n pounds $N mightily on the head, crushing $S entire body!
You pound at the air as $N nimbly steps out of the way!
You jump out of the way in a panic as $n pounds at you!
$n looks perturbed as $s pound misses $N!
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#
You pound $N!  And $E thanks you for it?  *boggle*
$n gives you a pound.  Wonder what the exchange rate is...
$n starts giving pounds to $N who begins to count the money.
M
 307
You pound on $N with reckless abandon when you realize that $E is dead.
With $s reckless pounding attacks, you succomb to death.
$N falls under $n's pounding blows, yet $n continues $s attack!
You hear the air whistle as you split the air with your pound!
$n pounds in your direction, causing a whistling sound!
With a loud whistle through the air, $n misses $s pounding attack upon $N!
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#
Who are you trying to kid?
Hmmm... I think you missed the joke that $n was trying to tell you.
$N looks somewhat perplexed as $n tries to pound him!

* Claw
M
 308
You claw $N's face right off!
$n claws your face right off!
$n claws $N's face right off!
You try to claw at $N but miss!
$n tries to claw at you but misses by a hair!
$n tries to claw at $N, missing by a hair!
#
#
#
You dummy!  Not the claw, the claw!
$n must be crazy - trying to claw at you!
$n must be crazy - trying to claw at $N!
M
 308
Your razor-sharp claws rip $N wide open!
$n's razor-sharp claws rip you wide open!
$n's razor-sharp claws rip $N wide open!
You try to claw at $N but almost nick yourself instead!
$n tries to claw at you but nearly nicks $mself instead!
$n tries to claw at $N but nearly nicks $mself instead!
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#
You dummy!  Not the claw, the claw!
$n must be crazy - trying to claw at you!
$n must be crazy - trying to claw at $N!

* Maul
M
 309
You maul $N across the chest and $E screams in pain as $E falls lifeless to the ground.
As $n mauls you in the chest, you feel a searing pain... then nothing.
With a brutal maul to the chest, $n slaughters $N!
You swing wildly with your maul, almost hitting yourself!
Phew!  $n missed you with $s wild maul!
$n mauls at $N, missing wildly!
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#
Mauling a God?  What would your poor mother think?  Of course, you probably wouldn't hesitate to maul her too.
$n tries to maul you, and as $e fails, looks quite horrified.  How pleasant.
$N laughs as $n tries to maul $M.  How comical.

* Thrash
M
 310
You bring $N within the thrashing of $S life, and then thrash $M one last time, killing $M.
$n thrashes you violently, and you die.
With a horrible thrashing, $N falls lifeless under $n's blows!
You miss your thrash against $N!
What a stroke of luck, $n seems to have missed you with $s thrash!
$n thrashes madly at $N, missing $M!
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#
Thrash a God?  More likely that $N would thrash you, don't you think?
What a fool, $n tried to thrash you.  *sigh*
Looking rather silly, $n tries to thrash at $N.

* Pierce
M
 311
You succesfully pierce $N and $S dead body falls to the ground in a lifeless heap.
$n pierces you.  You are no longer a living member of this world -- R.I.P.!
$n pierces $N whose suddenly lifeless body falls to the ground!
You try to pierce $N but pierce the air instead!
$n pierces holes in the air.
$n tries to pierce air instead of fighting $N.
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#
The mighty $N begins to think you a nuisance!!!
Your patience is almost gone when you stare back at $n.
The air is loaded when $N angrily wards off a piercing attack from $n.
M
 311
You pierce $N's heart, you heartbreaker you...
$n breaks your heart, goodbye cruel world...
$n pierces the heart of $N who falls to the ground clutching at the wound!
You lunge at $N without managing to pierce $M.
$n tries to pierce you but fails miserably.
$n lunges at $N but can't pierce $M.
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The great $N sends you a piercing look, OOPS!
You return $n's pierce with a piercing look, hmmm...
$N returns $n's pierce with a piercing look, hmmm...

* Blast
M
 312
You blast $N with all of your might, killing $M!
With $s powerful blast, $n tears your life from your body!
$N falls lifeless as $n's blast rips $M apart!
You blast wildly, missing $N by a mere inch or two!
You skillfully avoid $n's wild blast!
$n misses $N with $s wild blast!  What luck $N seems to have!
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Are you kidding?  What do you expect your feeble blast to do to $N?
Heh.  $n tried to blast you.  Good thing you have blastproof armour.
$n looks afraid of the consequences as $e tries fruitlessly to blast $N.

* Punch
M
 313
You punch at $N causing $S face to collapse under the blow, blood everywhere.  Doesn't look like $N will recover.  Ever.
$n's forceful punch causes you to see red, until you die shortly thereafter.
$n punches $N right in the face!  There is blood everywhere, and $N seems to be dead!
You miss $N with your haymaker!
$n throws a haymaker at you which whistles by your ear!
$n just misses $N with a strong punch!
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Punch a God?  May be smarter to punch a wall for a bit.  You might do more damage to it.
Is that a quiet whistling noise you hear as $n is swinging $s fist about?
$n looks like $e would prefer to have punched a wall rather than trying to punch $N.

* Stab
M
 314
You stab $N through the heart!  Instant death!
$n drives a stab at you, it pierces your heart!  RIP!
$n stabs brutally at $N, killing him as $N is impaled by $n!
You stab at $N, missing!
$n misses a particularily nasty stab in your direction!
$n stabs at $N!  $e misses!
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You stab at $N!  Too bad $E's a god, huh?
$n stabs at you!  Lucky for you that you are immune to this kind of thing.
You watch in pity as $n stabs towards $N missing in the most futile way possible!
M
 314
You stab forth towards $N, hitting $M in the abdomen causing a messy but mortal wound!
$n stabs you in the stomach, and you watch your insides fall out as you die.
Making a mess of $N, $n kills $M with a stab to the midsection.
You stab at $N, barely missing $M!
$n stabs at you, missing by a good mile or so!
$N grins at $n as the stab sent by $n goes wide!
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Gods can't be stabbed, did noone ever teach you that?  And $N just so happens to be one.
It sure is nice being a god isn't it... especially since $n can't hit you with $s stabs.
$n stabs at $N only to discover $N's immunity to stabbing weapons.

* Suffering
M
 399
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You feel wounded -- too wounded -- you die...
$N lies suffering on the ground until no blood is left in $S body.
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suffer miss victim - should never see.
suffer miss room - should never see.
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You lie on the ground suffering from your terrible wounds...
$N lies helplessly on the ground and suffers...
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Suffer god victim - should never see.
Suffer god room - should never see.
M
 399
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You can only lie still as your last heartbeat ebbs...
$N suffers from bloodlack, and the lack of a beating heart...
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suffer miss victim - should never see.
suffer miss room - should never see.
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You lie on the ground suffering from bleeding wounds...
$N lies immobile on the ground, suffering...
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Suffer god victim -- should never see.
Suffer god room -- should never see.

* Poison
M
 33
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Poison burns intensely in your veins... you shiver... you die.
$N has a few cramps and dies, suffering.
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suffer miss victim - should never see.
suffer miss room - should never see.
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You feel burning poison in your blood, and suffer.
$N looks really sick and shivers uncomfortably.
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You have become poisoned somehow.
$N has somehow become poisioned.


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*                              NPC Attacks                                *
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* Fire Breath
M
 202
$N is killed by fire breath.
You are burned to ash, as $n breathes on you.
$n makes $N to ash.
$N is missed by fire breath.
$n breathes fire at you, but you avoids it.
$N avoids $n's firebreath.
$N is hit by fire breath.
$n burns you.
$N is partly made ash, as $n breaths fire.
$N, being immortal, is just warmed.
$n warms you.
$n warms $N.

* Gas Breath
M
 203
$N is killed by gas breath.
You die from the gas $n breathes on you.
$n kills $N with a gas breath.
$N is missed by gas breath.
$n breathes gas at you, but it has no effect.
$N avoids $n's gas.
$N is hit by gas breath.
$n gasses you.
$N is gassed by $n.
$N is immortal, so can't be gassed.
$n wants to gas you, but can't.
$n tries to gas $N, but can't.

* Frost Breath
M
 204
$N is killed by frost breath.
You are frozen to ice, as $n breathes on you.
$n makes $N to ice.
$N is missed by frost breath.
$n breathes frost at you, but you avoid it.
$N avoids $n's frost breath.
$N is hit by frost breath.
$n freezes you with $s breath.
$N is partly made ice, as $n breathes frost.
$N is immortal, and thus avoids your frost breath.
$n supplies you with air conditioning.
$n supplies $N with air conditioning.

* Acid Breath
M
 205
$N is killed by your acid breath.
You are corroded to nothing, as $n breathes on you.
$n corrodes $N to nothing.
$N is missed by acid.
$n breathes acid at you, but you avoids it.
$N avoids $n's acidbreath.
$N is hit by acid.
$n corrodes you.
$N is corroded as $n breaths acid.
$N is immortal, and thus is immune to acid.
$n helps you clean your hands with a little acid.
$n helps $N cleaning.

* Lightning Breath
M
 206
$N is killed by your lightning breath.
You are killed by $n's lightning breath.
$n killes $N with a lightning breath.
$N is missed by your lightning breath.
$n breathes lightning at you, but you avoids it.
$N avoids $n's lightning breath.
$N is hit by your lightning breath.
$n hits you with a lightning breath.
$N is hit by $n's lightning breath.
$N is immortal and immune to lightning breath.
$n tries to breath lightning upon you.
$n tries to breath lightning upon $N.

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