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* Note: all lines between records which start with '*' are comments and
* are ignored. Comments can only be between records, not within them.
*
* This file is where the damage messages go for offensive spells, and
* skills such as kick and backstab. Also, starting with Circle 3.0, these
* messages are used for failed spells, and weapon messages for misses and
* death blows.
*
* All records must start with 'M' in the first column (for 'Message').
* The next line must contain the damage number (defined in spells.h),
* then the messages (one per line):
* Death Message (damager, damagee, onlookers)
* Miss Message (damager, damagee, onlookers)
* Hit message (damager, damagee, onlookers)
* God message (damager, damagee, onlookers)
*
* All messages must be contained in one line. They will be sent through
* act(), meaning that all standard act() codes apply, and each message will
* automatically be wrapped to 79 columns when they are printed. '#' can
* be substituted for a message if none should be printed. Note however
* that, unlike the socials file, all twelve lines must be present for each
* record, regardless of any '#' fields which may be contained in it.
***************************************************************************
* Offensive Spells *
***************************************************************************
* Burning Hands
M
5
You have burned $N to death!
You have been burned to death by $n!
$n has burned $N to death!
You miss $N with your burning hands.
$n reaches for you with burning hands, but misses!
$n tries to burn $N, but $E escapes!
You burn $N with your hot little hands!
You cry out in pain as $n grabs you with burning hands!
$N cries out as $n burns $M!
Your attempt to burn $N nears BLASPHEMY!!!
The pitiful creature before you tries to burn you.
Unaware of the risks, $n tries to burn $N.
* Call Lightning
M
6
Your lightning bolt kills $N!
You are electrocuted to death by a lightning bolt sent by $n!
The dead body of $N sizzles in the heat from a lightning bolt sent by $n!
Your lightning bolt scores the ground in front of $N, a misser!
The ground before you is scored as $n misses you with lightning!
$N jumps backwards in time to avoid lightning sent by $n!
You hit $N with your lightning, bullseye!
You are hit by lightning sent by $n, OUCH!
$N screams in pain as lightning from $n penetrates $M!
$N stops your lightning with a single gesture, BEWARE!!!
You stop $n's lightning with a sure hand, no time for children's games...
$n's lightning disappears as $N makes a simple gesture.
* Chill Touch
M
8
You chill $N, remember to put flowers on $S grave...
You feel chilled by $n and then you feel no more -- R.I.P.
$n touches $N who slumps to the ground as a dead lump, rather chilly isn't it?
The atmosphere turns chilly as you miss $N!
You dodge $n and $s chill touch!
$n tries unsuccesfully to chill $N!
You chill $N!
You feel your life flowing away as $n chills you!
$n chills $N who suddenly seem less lively!
Are you trying to chill $N? -- what a joke!!
$n tries to chill you, what a laugh...
$N starts to laugh as $n turns chilly!
* Color Spray
M
10
YOU KILLED $N!!! -- don't you feel ashamed...
Your head is filled with all the colors of the rainbow before it bursts!
$n makes $N into a colorful corpse!
Your spray of color misses $N -- what a dull world...
$n unsuccesfully tries to add color to your life!
$n splashes color everywhere except $N.
Your own private rainbow hits $N in the face -- WOWIE!!
A sudden burst of colors sends you reeling!
$n throws colors at $N who in vain tries to escape!
Your spray of colors turn into butterflies as $N frowns.
Your frown is enough to turn $n's color spray into little butterflies.
The air is filled with butterflies as $N frowns at $n's color spray.
* Dispel Evil
M
22
$N is dissolved by your goodness.
$n dissolves you, you regret having been so evil, and die...
$n completely dissolves $N!
$N is unaffected by your goodness!
$n thinks that $e is really good, and tries to dispell you.
$N laughs at $n as $e tries to dispell $M!
$N shivers and suffers from $S evilness!
$n makes your soul hurt and suffer!
$n makes $N's evil spirit shiver and suffer!
Did you really expect $M to suffer?
$n unfruitfully tries to dispell you.
$n is stupid...
* Earthquake
M
23
The earth opens beneath $N's feet and swallows $M whole!
The earth opens beneath your feet and swallows you whole!
The earth opens beneath $N's feet and swallows $M whole!
$N desperately tries to keep $S balance as the earth shakes beneath $S feet!
You desperately try to keep your balance as the earth shakes beneath your feet!
$N desperately tries to keep $S balance as the earth shakes beneath $S feet!
$N falls down and hurts $Mself!
You fall down and hurt yourself!
$N falls down and hurts $Mself!
$N gracefully levitates as the earth shifts beneath $S feet under $M.
You gracefully levitate as the earth shifts underneath you.
$N gracefully levitates as the earth shifts beneath $S feet under $M.
* Energy Drain
M
25
$N crumples as you kill $M by draining $S energy!
As $n drains your last energy you look forward to the peace of the graveyard...
$n drains the energy of $N who crumples as a lifeless cocoon!
You need more draining lessons...
Luckily for you $n slept during draining-lessons!
$n fails to drain $N -- what a waste of energy!
You drain $N of some of $S energy!
You feel less energic as $n drains you!
$n drains $N -- what a waste of energy!
You waste energy trying to drain $N!
How amusing -- $n tries to drain you!
$N's eyes twinkle with laughter as $n tries to drain $M.
* Fireball
M
26
Your fireball hits $N with full force, causing an immediate death!
As you burst into flames of death $n grins evilly...
The heat from a fireball from $n turns $N into a charred corpse!
Your fireball blooms few feet before $N who claps $S hands in wonder.
$n aims a fireball at you but it blooms few feet before you; you clap your hands at the show.
A fireball from $n misses $N -- what great fireworks around here!!
You throw a fireball at $N and have the satisfaction of seeing $M enveloped in flames!
You are enveloped in flames from a fireball sent by $n -- OUCH!!
$n smirks as $s fireball explodes into the face of $N!
How shameful to throw fireballs at a GOD!!!
You choose to ignore $n's shameful attempt to fireball you.
$n's fireball is tactfully ignored by $N.
* Harm
M
27
As you finish the incantation of the spell, $N falls dead due to the amount of harm $E takes!
You feel light headed as $n completes a spell which causes you so much harm that you just snuff it.
As $n touches $M, $N takes the full brunt of a harm spell and collapses. Dead.
Swinging out at $N, you miss and your harm spell goes off harmlessly.
You duck out of the way of $n and $s harm spell misses you.
Showing remarkable dexterity, $N avoids $n's reach and subsequent harm spell.
You watch the pained expression on $N's face as you hit $M with your harm spell.
You grimace in pain as $n's harm spell strikes you.
A large grin crosses $n's face as $s harm spell causes $N grievous pain.
Harm a god? Are you serious? Of course $N avoids it casually.
$n tries to harm you. Poor sod.
What a buffoon! $n looks somewhat perturbed as $N ignores the recently cast harm spell.
* Lightning Bolt
M
30
Your lightning bolt shatters $N to pieces!
You feel enlightened by the lightning bolt $n sends, and then all is darkness -- R.I.P.!
$N recieves the full blast of a lightning bolt from $n... and is no more.
Your aim goes from bad to worse, and your lightning bolt misses $N!
$n has bad aim and $s lightning bolt misses you!
$n tries to hit $N with a lightning bolt but only hits the sky!
The lightning bolt hits $N with full impact!
YOU'RE HIT! A lightning bolt from $n has reached its goal!
$N wavers under the impact of the lightning bolt sent by $n!
Your lightning bolt is extinguished as mighty $N moves $S ears!
You move your ears to extinguish $n's lightning bolt.
$N moves $S ears and $n's lightning bolt is extinguished!
* Magic Missile
M
32
The magic missile tears away the remaining life of $N!
You only have time to notice $n uttering strange sounds before everything is dark!
The magic missile sent by $n causes $N to stagger and collaps in a lifeless heap!
The magic missile penetrates the air miles above $N.
You don't even have to duck as $n sends a magic missile way over your head.
$n tries in vain to correct the course of the magic missile meant to hit $N.
You watch with selfpride as your magic missile hits $N!
You stagger as a magic missile from $n hits you!
$n throws a magic missile at $N who staggers under the blow!
Your magic missile makes $N roar with laughter.
You can't help laughing as $n sends a magic missile at you.
$N starts to roar with laughter as $n sends a magic missile at $M.
* Shocking Grasp
M
37
$N dies while looking rather shocked!
$n shocks you. Unfortunately your heart can't stand it...
$n reveals with a shock that $N has left $S body!
$N rather shockingly evades your grasp!
You nimbly dodge a shocking grasp from $n!
$N shockingly evades the grasp of $n!
You get a good hold of the shocked $N!
You get a shock as $n gets too close to you!
$N looks shocked as $n grasps at $M!
You shockingly realize you can't shock $N...
These puny creatures are shocking at times...
The atmosphere gets loaded as $n tries to shock $N!
* Dispel Good
M
46
$N is dissolved by your evil.
$n dissolves you -- the price paid for leading a good life -- you die...
$n completely dissolves $N!
$N is unaffected by your evil!
$n thinks that $e is really evil, and tries to dispell you.
$N laughs at $n as $e tries to dispell $M!
$N shivers and suffers from $S goodness!
$n makes your soul hurt and suffer!
$n makes $N's good spirit shiver and suffer!
Did you really expect $M to suffer?
$n unfruitfully tries to dispell you.
$n is stupid...
***************************************************************************
* Offensive Skills *
***************************************************************************
* Backstab
M
131
$N makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent as you place $p in $S back.
Suddenly $n stabs you in the back, R.I.P....
$n places $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises, a lot of blood, and a corpse.
$N quickly avoids your backstab and you nearly cut your own finger!
$n tries to backstab you, but you avoid $m!
$n tries to backstab $N but nearly cuts $s own finger!
$N makes a strange sound as you place $p in $S back!
Suddenly $n stabs you in the back!
$n places $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises and some blood!
$N sends you a look that makes you forget all about backstabbing.
$n tries to backstab you, but changes $s mind.
$n tries to backstab $N, but changes $s mind.
* Bash
M
132
$N doesn't recover from your bash! -- $E is dead.
As $n bashes at you, you give up living and die...
$N dies after $n has bashed $M!
As $N avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
You dodge a bash from $n who loses $s balance and falls!
$N avoids being bashed by $n who loses $s balance and falls!
Your bash at $N sends $M sprawling!
$n sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
$n sends $N sprawling with a powerful bash!
Your effort to bash $N sends YOU sprawling on the ground.
$n fruitlessly tries to bash you and is sent sprawling.
$n dares a bash at $N and is sent sprawling without touching $M.
* Kick
M
134
Your kick at $N's kidneys made $M die.
$n kills you by kicking your kidneys in!
$N dies from $n's last kick in $S kidneys!
Your beautiful full-circle kick misses $N by a mile.
$n makes a nice balletstep which plants $s foot a mile above your head.
$n makes a nice balletstep which plants $s foot a mile above $N's head.
Your boots need polishing again -- blood all over them...
$n wipes $s boots in your face!
$n wipes $s boots in the face of $N!
$N makes you kick at a huge stone appearing from nowhere -- OUCH!
You make $n kick a huge stone appearing from nowhere -- *giggle*
$n starts kicking a huge stone which suddenly appears.
M
134
Your kick at $N's face splits $S head open -- yummy!
$n aims a kick at your face which splits your head in two!
$n neatly kicks $N's head into pieces -- YUMMY!
You miss your kick at $N's groin, much to $S relief...
$n misses a kick at your groin, you breathe lighter now...
$n misses a kick at $N's groin, much to $N's relief...
Your kick hits $N in the solar plexus!
You're hit in solar plexus, wow, this is breathtaking!!
$n kicks $N in solar plexus, $N is rendered breathless!
You attempt to kick $N but lose your balance and fall face down in some mud that has suddenly appeared.
When $n tries to kick you, you quickly make him fall in some mud you have created.
$n falls face down in some mud created by $N.
***************************************************************************
* Weapon Attacks *
***************************************************************************
* Hit
M
300
You punch $N's head with a blow that crushes $S skull!
$n punches your head with a blow that crushes your skull!
$n punches $N's head so hard that $S skull cracks open!
You swing your fist at $N, but miss $M!
You barely avoid $n's fist as $e takes a swing at you!
$N barely avoids a blow from $n!
#
#
#
Your fist flops as your body refuses to fight the mighty $N.
$n seems to be having trouble getting $s body to fight you!!
$n's body rebels against $m when $e tries to punch $N.
M
300
You punch $N in $S kidneys resulting in $S immediate death!
You recieve a punch in your kidneys which ends your worldly misery -- R.I.P.!
$n punches $N in the kidneys causing immediate death!
You wildly punch at the air, missing $N.
$n misses a wild punch at you.
$n practices shadow-boxing while $N takes a break.
#
#
#
Instead of letting you punch $M, $N forces you to play Punch and Judy!!!
You convince $n of playing Punch and Judy instead of punching you.
$N convinces $n that no punching is necessary.
M
300
You hit $N with such force that $S neck snaps in two!
$n hits you with such force that your neck snaps in two!
$N's neck is snapped in two by a powerful blow from $n!
You try to hit $N who easily avoids the blow.
$n tries to hit you but you easily avoid the blow.
$n tries to hit $N who easily avoids the blow.
#
#
#
You try to hit $N but hit yourself instead!
$n tries to hit you but you hits $mself instead!
$n tries to hit $N but hits $mself instead!
M
300
You hit $N with a blow that breaks $S spine!
$n hits you with a blow that breaks your spine!
$n hits $N with a blow that breaks $S spine!
$N ducks under your fist as you try to hit $M.
You duck under $n's fist as $e takes a swing at you.
$N ducks under $n's fist as $e takes a swing at $M.
#
#
#
It isn't polite to swing at a GOD!
$n tries to take a swing at you -- how pathetic!
$n pathetically tries to take a swing at $N - ha!
* Sting
M
301
You drive a sting directly into the heart of $N, killing $M!
With a powerful driving force, $n's sting tears right through your chest causing instant death!
$n drives $s sting through $N's chest, killing $M!
You miss $N with your stinging blow!
$n drives $s stinging blow at you, barely missing!
You watch in fright as $n stings at $N, missing by mere inches!
#
#
#
Sting -- God... What are you thinking?
$n tries to sting you, somewhat comical to tell the truth.
$n stings at $N, then looks horrified as $N grins at $m!
M
301
You violently sting $N repeatedly, causing $S death!
You die a horrid death as $n stings you repeatedly all over your body!
As $n stings $N all over the place, $N falls lifeless to the ground.
You sting towards $N, but miss $M!
$n misses you with $s sting!
You watch on as $n stings at $N, but misses!
#
#
#
You sting at $N, and all that happens is that $E slaps himself as if a mosquito bit $M.
Was that a bee you just felt? Oh.. wait, it was just $n.
$N begins to slap at $Mself as $n tries to sting $M.
* Whip
M
302
You whip $N's head right off of $S body!
$n whips your head right off of your body!
$n whips $N's head right off of $S body!
You crack your whip at $N but it hits you in the face!
$n cracks $s whip at you and it hits $m in the face!
$n cracks $s whip at $N but only hits $mself in the face!
#
#
#
You'd better stop before $N whips your butt.
Pathetic little $n is trying to whip you... how cute.
$n tries to whip $N - isn't he cute?
M
302
Your dextrous whip messily tears $N's torso right off!
$n's whip messily tears you right in half!
With an evil grin, $n messily whips $N in half!
You try to whip $N but whip the ground instead!
$n tries to whip you but whips the ground instead!
$n tries to whip $N but whips the ground instead!
#
#
#
Don't try to whip $N.
$n is trying to whip you. Yawn.
$n tries to whip $N - yawn.
* Slash
M
303
You beautifully slash $N into two parts -- both dead.
Your upper body is disconnected from your legs as $n slashes at you -- R.I.P.!
$N is slashed in two by a masterful stroke of $n!
Your desperate slash at $N is easily avoided by $M.
You easily avoid a slash from $n.
$N nimbly avoids $n's slash.
#
#
#
Your cunning slash at $N is fruitless.
You nimbly stop a slash from $n.
$N stops a cunning slash from $n who looks disappointed.
M
303
Your slash at $N results in a pool of blood and $S immediate death!
Blood spurts all over as $n slashes at you. You die...
$n slashes at $N who colors everything red with blood from $S lethal wound.
You miss $N by an inch, curse that brat!
You manage to dodge $n's slash and laugh, HA!
$n's slash misses $N who laughs in sheer delight, HA!
#
#
#
Come on, what makes you think you can slash at a GOD?!
You barely register the puny creature before you...
The great $N seems to ignore $n's slashes.
M
303
$N cries out in agony as you slash $S ribcage open!
Your ribcage is slashed open by $n -- R.I.P.!
$n nicely dissects $N's ribcage with a single slash!
You try to slash $N but miss by a mile.
$n's slash misses you by a mile.
$n's slash at $N misses $M by a mile.
#
#
#
It's rude to try to slash a GOD, you know.
$n tries to slash you -- how rude!
$n tries to slash $N -- how rude!
M
303
Your powerful slash cleanly cuts off $N's head, which rolls away with a look of horror on it.
You briefly feel the sensation of flight as $n slices your head cleanly off!
$n cleanly slices off $N's head which rolls away with a look of horror on it!
$N is cooled by the breeze of your missed slash at $M.
$n cools you with the breeze of $s missed slash at you.
$n cools $N with the breeze of $s missed slash.
#
#
#
Yeah, right.
$n tries to slash you... yeah, right.
$n tries to slash $N... yeah, right.
* Bite
M
304
You sink your teeth deep into $N's neck -- blood sprays everywhere!
$n sinks $s teeth deep into your neck, tearing your jugular vein to bits!
$n sinks $s teeth deep into $N's neck, tearing $S jugular vein to bits!
You snap your teeth at $N but miss him.
$n snaps $s teeth at you fiercly but misses.
$n fiercly snaps $s teeth at $N but misses the mark.
#
#
#
You attempt to bite $N. Ouch! That hurt!
$n tries to bite you, how funny.
$n tries to bite $N - funny, huh?
M
304
You bite $N through $S ribcage and into $S heart -- $e falls to the ground in agony.
$n bites you right through your ribcage and into your heart -- you fall to the ground writhing in agony...
$n's powerful jaw bites through $N's ribcage into $S heart -- $E falls to the ground writhing in agony!
You try to bite $N but bite your tongue instead.
$n tries to bite you but bites $s tongue instead!
$n tries to bite $N but bites $s own tongue instead!
#
#
#
Aren't you trying to bite off more than you can chew?
$n snaps at you but realizes $e is biting off more than $e can chew.
$n stupidly tries to bite off more than $e can chew by snapping at $N.
* Bludgeon
M
305
You forcefully bludgeon $N whose head suddenly cracks open like a walnut!
$n bludgeons your head which cracks open like a walnut!
$n ruthlessly bludgeons $N whose head cracks open like a walnut!
You fruitlessly try to bludgeon $N.
You easily dodge $n's attempt to bludgeon you.
$n tries to bludgeon $N who easily avoids the blow.
#
#
#
Your attempt to bludgeon $N fails, luckily for you $N has a good sense of humor!
Your patience is tried when $n tries to clobber you.
$N restrains $Mself from zapping $n when $e attempts to bludgeon the mighty one.
M
305
Your relentless bludgeoning of $N finally results in $S broken neck!
$n's relentless bludgeoning of you finally results in your broken neck!
$n's relentless bludgeoning of $N finally results in $N's broken neck!
You try to bludgeon $N who simply laughs at you.
$n tries to bludgeon you, but you avoid $m and laugh.
$N laughs at $n's attempt to bludgeon $M.
#
#
#
Your attempt to bludgeon $N fails, luckily for you $N has a good sense of humor!
Your patience is tried when $n tries to clobber you.
$N restrains $Mself from zapping $n when $e attempts to bludgeon the mighty one.
* Crush
M
306
You crush $N right out of existence!
$n crushes you right out of existence!
$n crushes $N right out of existence!
You try to crush $N who jumps out of the way!
$n tries to crush you but you jump out of the way!
$n tries to crush $N who jumps out of the way!
#
#
#
A pox on thee and thy pitiful crush on $N!
$n seems to have a crush on you...
$n seems to have a crush on $N...
M
306
You crush $N's entire body, making a terrible mess!
$n crushes your entire body, making a terrible mess!
$n crushes $N's entire body, making a terrible mess!
You hopelessly try to crush $N.
$n hopelessly tries to crush you.
$n hopelessly tries to crush $N.
#
#
#
A pox on thee and thy pitiful crush on $N!
$n seems to have a crush on you...
$n seems to have a crush on $N...
* Pound
M
307
You pound $N right into the ground!
$n pounds you six feet under.
$n pounds $N mightily on the head, crushing $S entire body!
You pound at the air as $N nimbly steps out of the way!
You jump out of the way in a panic as $n pounds at you!
$n looks perturbed as $s pound misses $N!
#
#
#
You pound $N! And $E thanks you for it? *boggle*
$n gives you a pound. Wonder what the exchange rate is...
$n starts giving pounds to $N who begins to count the money.
M
307
You pound on $N with reckless abandon when you realize that $E is dead.
With $s reckless pounding attacks, you succomb to death.
$N falls under $n's pounding blows, yet $n continues $s attack!
You hear the air whistle as you split the air with your pound!
$n pounds in your direction, causing a whistling sound!
With a loud whistle through the air, $n misses $s pounding attack upon $N!
#
#
#
Who are you trying to kid?
Hmmm... I think you missed the joke that $n was trying to tell you.
$N looks somewhat perplexed as $n tries to pound him!
* Claw
M
308
You claw $N's face right off!
$n claws your face right off!
$n claws $N's face right off!
You try to claw at $N but miss!
$n tries to claw at you but misses by a hair!
$n tries to claw at $N, missing by a hair!
#
#
#
You dummy! Not the claw, the claw!
$n must be crazy - trying to claw at you!
$n must be crazy - trying to claw at $N!
M
308
Your razor-sharp claws rip $N wide open!
$n's razor-sharp claws rip you wide open!
$n's razor-sharp claws rip $N wide open!
You try to claw at $N but almost nick yourself instead!
$n tries to claw at you but nearly nicks $mself instead!
$n tries to claw at $N but nearly nicks $mself instead!
#
#
#
You dummy! Not the claw, the claw!
$n must be crazy - trying to claw at you!
$n must be crazy - trying to claw at $N!
* Maul
M
309
You maul $N across the chest and $E screams in pain as $E falls lifeless to the ground.
As $n mauls you in the chest, you feel a searing pain... then nothing.
With a brutal maul to the chest, $n slaughters $N!
You swing wildly with your maul, almost hitting yourself!
Phew! $n missed you with $s wild maul!
$n mauls at $N, missing wildly!
#
#
#
Mauling a God? What would your poor mother think? Of course, you probably wouldn't hesitate to maul her too.
$n tries to maul you, and as $e fails, looks quite horrified. How pleasant.
$N laughs as $n tries to maul $M. How comical.
* Thrash
M
310
You bring $N within the thrashing of $S life, and then thrash $M one last time, killing $M.
$n thrashes you violently, and you die.
With a horrible thrashing, $N falls lifeless under $n's blows!
You miss your thrash against $N!
What a stroke of luck, $n seems to have missed you with $s thrash!
$n thrashes madly at $N, missing $M!
#
#
#
Thrash a God? More likely that $N would thrash you, don't you think?
What a fool, $n tried to thrash you. *sigh*
Looking rather silly, $n tries to thrash at $N.
* Pierce
M
311
You succesfully pierce $N and $S dead body falls to the ground in a lifeless heap.
$n pierces you. You are no longer a living member of this world -- R.I.P.!
$n pierces $N whose suddenly lifeless body falls to the ground!
You try to pierce $N but pierce the air instead!
$n pierces holes in the air.
$n tries to pierce air instead of fighting $N.
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#
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The mighty $N begins to think you a nuisance!!!
Your patience is almost gone when you stare back at $n.
The air is loaded when $N angrily wards off a piercing attack from $n.
M
311
You pierce $N's heart, you heartbreaker you...
$n breaks your heart, goodbye cruel world...
$n pierces the heart of $N who falls to the ground clutching at the wound!
You lunge at $N without managing to pierce $M.
$n tries to pierce you but fails miserably.
$n lunges at $N but can't pierce $M.
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#
#
The great $N sends you a piercing look, OOPS!
You return $n's pierce with a piercing look, hmmm...
$N returns $n's pierce with a piercing look, hmmm...
* Blast
M
312
You blast $N with all of your might, killing $M!
With $s powerful blast, $n tears your life from your body!
$N falls lifeless as $n's blast rips $M apart!
You blast wildly, missing $N by a mere inch or two!
You skillfully avoid $n's wild blast!
$n misses $N with $s wild blast! What luck $N seems to have!
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#
#
Are you kidding? What do you expect your feeble blast to do to $N?
Heh. $n tried to blast you. Good thing you have blastproof armour.
$n looks afraid of the consequences as $e tries fruitlessly to blast $N.
* Punch
M
313
You punch at $N causing $S face to collapse under the blow, blood everywhere. Doesn't look like $N will recover. Ever.
$n's forceful punch causes you to see red, until you die shortly thereafter.
$n punches $N right in the face! There is blood everywhere, and $N seems to be dead!
You miss $N with your haymaker!
$n throws a haymaker at you which whistles by your ear!
$n just misses $N with a strong punch!
#
#
#
Punch a God? May be smarter to punch a wall for a bit. You might do more damage to it.
Is that a quiet whistling noise you hear as $n is swinging $s fist about?
$n looks like $e would prefer to have punched a wall rather than trying to punch $N.
* Stab
M
314
You stab $N through the heart! Instant death!
$n drives a stab at you, it pierces your heart! RIP!
$n stabs brutally at $N, killing him as $N is impaled by $n!
You stab at $N, missing!
$n misses a particularily nasty stab in your direction!
$n stabs at $N! $e misses!
#
#
#
You stab at $N! Too bad $E's a god, huh?
$n stabs at you! Lucky for you that you are immune to this kind of thing.
You watch in pity as $n stabs towards $N missing in the most futile way possible!
M
314
You stab forth towards $N, hitting $M in the abdomen causing a messy but mortal wound!
$n stabs you in the stomach, and you watch your insides fall out as you die.
Making a mess of $N, $n kills $M with a stab to the midsection.
You stab at $N, barely missing $M!
$n stabs at you, missing by a good mile or so!
$N grins at $n as the stab sent by $n goes wide!
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#
#
Gods can't be stabbed, did noone ever teach you that? And $N just so happens to be one.
It sure is nice being a god isn't it... especially since $n can't hit you with $s stabs.
$n stabs at $N only to discover $N's immunity to stabbing weapons.
* Suffering
M
399
#
You feel wounded -- too wounded -- you die...
$N lies suffering on the ground until no blood is left in $S body.
#
suffer miss victim - should never see.
suffer miss room - should never see.
#
You lie on the ground suffering from your terrible wounds...
$N lies helplessly on the ground and suffers...
#
Suffer god victim - should never see.
Suffer god room - should never see.
M
399
#
You can only lie still as your last heartbeat ebbs...
$N suffers from bloodlack, and the lack of a beating heart...
#
suffer miss victim - should never see.
suffer miss room - should never see.
#
You lie on the ground suffering from bleeding wounds...
$N lies immobile on the ground, suffering...
#
Suffer god victim -- should never see.
Suffer god room -- should never see.
* Poison
M
33
#
Poison burns intensely in your veins... you shiver... you die.
$N has a few cramps and dies, suffering.
#
suffer miss victim - should never see.
suffer miss room - should never see.
#
You feel burning poison in your blood, and suffer.
$N looks really sick and shivers uncomfortably.
#
You have become poisoned somehow.
$N has somehow become poisioned.
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* NPC Attacks *
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* Fire Breath
M
202
$N is killed by fire breath.
You are burned to ash, as $n breathes on you.
$n makes $N to ash.
$N is missed by fire breath.
$n breathes fire at you, but you avoids it.
$N avoids $n's firebreath.
$N is hit by fire breath.
$n burns you.
$N is partly made ash, as $n breaths fire.
$N, being immortal, is just warmed.
$n warms you.
$n warms $N.
* Gas Breath
M
203
$N is killed by gas breath.
You die from the gas $n breathes on you.
$n kills $N with a gas breath.
$N is missed by gas breath.
$n breathes gas at you, but it has no effect.
$N avoids $n's gas.
$N is hit by gas breath.
$n gasses you.
$N is gassed by $n.
$N is immortal, so can't be gassed.
$n wants to gas you, but can't.
$n tries to gas $N, but can't.
* Frost Breath
M
204
$N is killed by frost breath.
You are frozen to ice, as $n breathes on you.
$n makes $N to ice.
$N is missed by frost breath.
$n breathes frost at you, but you avoid it.
$N avoids $n's frost breath.
$N is hit by frost breath.
$n freezes you with $s breath.
$N is partly made ice, as $n breathes frost.
$N is immortal, and thus avoids your frost breath.
$n supplies you with air conditioning.
$n supplies $N with air conditioning.
* Acid Breath
M
205
$N is killed by your acid breath.
You are corroded to nothing, as $n breathes on you.
$n corrodes $N to nothing.
$N is missed by acid.
$n breathes acid at you, but you avoids it.
$N avoids $n's acidbreath.
$N is hit by acid.
$n corrodes you.
$N is corroded as $n breaths acid.
$N is immortal, and thus is immune to acid.
$n helps you clean your hands with a little acid.
$n helps $N cleaning.
* Lightning Breath
M
206
$N is killed by your lightning breath.
You are killed by $n's lightning breath.
$n killes $N with a lightning breath.
$N is missed by your lightning breath.
$n breathes lightning at you, but you avoids it.
$N avoids $n's lightning breath.
$N is hit by your lightning breath.
$n hits you with a lightning breath.
$N is hit by $n's lightning breath.
$N is immortal and immune to lightning breath.
$n tries to breath lightning upon you.
$n tries to breath lightning upon $N.
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accuse 0 5
Accuse who??
#
You look accusingly at $M.
$n looks accusingly at $N.
$n looks accusingly at you.
Accuse somebody who's not even there??
You accuse yourself.
$n seems to have a bad conscience.
applaud 0 0
Clap, clap, clap.
$n gives a round of applause.
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beg 0 0
You beg the gods for mercy. (No way you're gonna get it! :-))
The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.
You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.
$n begs you for money. You gratiously let $m peep at your fortune.
$n begs $N for a dime or two -- or twenty!
Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment.
How? - begging yourself for money doesn't help.
#
bleed 0 0
You bleed profusely, making an awful mess...
$n bleeds profusely, making an awful mess...
#
blush 0 0
Your cheeks are burning.
$n blushes.
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bounce 0 0
BOIINNNNNNGG!
$n bounces around.
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bow 0 5
You bow deeply.
$n bows deeply.
You bow before $M.
$n bows before $N.
$n bows before you.
Who's that?
You kiss your toes.
$n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes.
brb 0 0
Come back soon!
$n will be right back!
#
burp 0 0
You burp loudly.
$n burps loudly.
#
cackle 0 0
You cackle gleefully.
$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!
#
chuckle 0 0
You chuckle politely.
$n chuckles politely.
#
clap 0 0
You clap your small hands together.
$n shows $s approval by clapping $s small hands together.
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comb 0 0
You comb your hair -- perfect.
$n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen!
You patiently untangle $N's hair -- what a mess!
$n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.
$n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.
That person is not here.
You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.
$n tries to comb $s tangled hair.
comfort 0 5
Do you feel uncomfortable?
#
You comfort $M.
$n comforts $N.
$n comforts you.
Comfort who?
You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.
#
cough 0 0
Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!
$n coughs loudly.
#
cringe 1 0
You cringe in terror.
$n cringes in terror!
You cringe away from $M.
$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.
$n cringes away from you.
I don't see anyone by that name here.. what are you afraid of?
I beg your pardon?
#
cry 0 5
Waaaaah..
$n bursts into tears.
You cry on $S shoulder.
$n cries on $N's shoulder.
$n cries on your shoulder.
Who's that?
You cry to yourself.
$n sobs quietly to $mself.
cuddle 1 5
Who do you feel like cuddling today?
#
You cuddle $M.
$n cuddles $N.
$n cuddles you.
They aren't here.
You must feel very cuddly indeed. :)
#
curse 0 0
You swear loudly for a long time.
$n swears: #@*"*&^$$%@*&!!!!!!
#
curtsey 0 0
You curtsey to your audience.
$n curtseys gracefully.
#
dance 1 8
Feels silly, doesn't it?
$n tries to dance breakdance but nearly breaks $s neck!
You lead $M to the dancefloor.
$n sends $N across the dancefloor.
$n sends you across the dancefloor.
Eh, WHO?
You skip and dance around by yourself.
$n skips a light Fandango.
daydream 1 0
You dream of better times.
$n looks absent-minded, $s eyes staring into space.
#
drool 1 0
You start to drool.
$n starts to drool.
You drool all over $N.
$n drools all over $N.
$n drools all over you.
Pardon??
Sure, go ahead and drool...yuk!
$n drools on $mself. What a sight.
embrace 0 0
You reach but come away empty. :(
$n reaches out for an embrace, but no one is there.
You embrace $M warmly.
$n embraces $N warmly.
$n embraces you warmly.
Alas, your embracee is not here.
You embrace yourself??
$n wraps his arms around himself for a warm self-embrace.
fart 0 0
Where are your manners?
$n lets off a real rip-roarer!
#
flip 0 0
You flip head over heels.
$n flips head over heels.
#
flirt 1 5
You flirt outrageously.
$n flirts outragously.
You flirt outrageously with $N.
$n flirts outrageously with $N.
$n flirts outrageously with you.
Sorry, your dearly beloved is not around.
You flirt with yourself. Must look stupid.
$n thinks $e is the most wonderful person in the world.
fondle 0 5
Who needs to be fondled?
#
You fondly fondle $M.
$n fondly fondles $N.
$n fondly fondles you.
You fondly try to fondle someone not in the room, but who cares.
You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?
$n fondly fondles $mself -- this is going too far!!
french 0 0
French whom??
#
You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever...
$n kisses $N passionately.
$n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever...
Your heart is filled with despair as that person is not here.
You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.
$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.
frown 0 0
What's bothering you?
$n frowns.
#
fume 1 5
Take it easy now! Count to ten, very slowly.
$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.
You stare at $M, fuming.
$n stares at $N, fuming with rage.
$n stares at you, fuming with rage!
Fume away.. they ain't here.
That's right - hate yourself!
$n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.
gasp 0 0
You gasp in astonishment.
$n gasps in astonishment.
#
giggle 0 0
You giggle.
$n giggles.
#
glare 0 5
You glare at nothing in particular.
$n glares around $m.
You glare icily at $M.
$n glares at $N.
$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.
You try to glare at somebody who is not present.
You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.
$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?
greet 0 0
Greet Who?
#
You greet $m with a light kiss on his cheek.
$n greets $N with a light kiss on its cheek.
$n greets you with a light kiss on your cheek.
Please -- try someone who is here?
So, you've finally discovered yourself!
$n greets $mself.. $e always was a strange one.
grin 0 0
You grin evilly.
$n grins evilly.
#
groan 0 0
You groan loudly.
$n groans loudly.
#
grope 0 5
Whom do you wish to grope??
#
Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?
$n gropes $N.
$n gropes you.
Try someone who's here.
You grope yourself -- YUCK.
$n gropes $mself -- YUCK.
grovel 1 0
You grovel in the dirt.
$n grovels in the dirt.
You grovel before $M
$n grovels in the dirt before $N.
$n grovels in the dirt before you.
Who?
That seems a little silly to me..
#
growl 0 0
Grrrrrrrrrr...
$n growls.
#
hiccup 0 0
*HIC*
$n hiccups.
#
hug 1 5
Hug who?
#
You hug $M.
$n hugs $N.
$n hugs you.
Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
You hug yourself.
$n hugs $mself.
kiss 0 0
Isn't there someone you want to kiss?
#
You kiss $M.
$n kisses $N.
$n kisses you.
Never around when required.
All the lonely people :(
#
laugh 0 0
You fall down laughing.
$n falls down laughing.
#
lick 0 0
You lick your mouth and smile.
$n licks $s mouth and smiles.
You lick $M.
$n licks $N.
$n licks you.
Lick away, nobody's here with that name.
You lick yourself.
$n licks $mself -- YUCK.
love 0 0
You love the whole world.
$n loves everybody in the world.
You tell your true feelings to $N.
$n whispers softly to $N.
$n whispers to you sweet words of love.
Alas, your love is not present...
Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does!)
$n loves $mself, can you believe it?
massage 0 0
Massage what, thin air?
#
You gently massage $N's shoulders.
$n massages $N's shoulders.
$n gently massages your shoulders...ahhhhhhhhhh...
You can only massage someone in the same room as you.
You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.
$n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself.
moan 0 0
You start to moan.
$n starts moaning.
#
nibble 0 0
Nibble on who?
#
You nibble on $N's ear.
$n nibbles on $N's ear.
$n nibbles on your ear.
Sorry, not here, better go back to dreaming about it.
You nibble on your OWN ear???????????????????
$n nibbles on $s OWN ear (I wonder how it is done!!).
nod 1 0
You nod solemnly.
$n nods solemnly.
#
nudge 0 0
Nudge? Nudge??? The HELL you say!!!!
#
You nudge $M with your elbow.
$n nudges $N suggestively with $s elbow.
$n nudges you suggestively. You two have an understanding.
Eh? That person isn't here, you know.
Well, just nudge yourself, but how do you get your elbow in that position?
$n nudges $mself with $s elbows, making $m look like a large chicken.
nuzzle 1 5
Nuzzle who??
#
You nuzzle $S neck softly.
$n softly nuzzles $N's neck.
$n softly nuzzles your neck.
No.. they aren't here..
I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.
#
pat 0 0
Pat who??
#
You pat $N on $S head.
$n pats $N on $S head.
$n pats you on your head.
Who, where, what??
You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.
$n pats $mself on the head.
peer 1 0
You peer around you, uncertain that what you see is actually true.
$n peers around, looking as if $e has trouble seeing everything clearly.
#
point 1 0
You point whereto?
$n points in all directions, seemingly confused.
You point at $M -- $E DOES look funny.
$n muffles a laugh, pointing at $N.
$n points at you... how rude!
You must have a VERY long index-finger...
You point at yourself. Insinuating something?
$n points at $mself, suggesting that the center of matters is $e.
poke 0 0
Poke who??
#
You poke $M in the ribs.
$n pokes $N in the ribs.
$n pokes you in the ribs.
You can't poke someone who's not here!
You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.
$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.
ponder 1 0
You ponder over matters as they appear to you at this moment.
$n sinks deeply into $s own thoughts.
#
pout 0 0
Ah, don't take it so hard.
$n pouts.
#
pray 0 0
You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.
$n begs and grovels to the powers that be.
You crawl in the dust before $M.
$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.
$n kisses the dirt at your feet.
No such person around; your prayers vanish into the endless voids.
Talk about narcissism...
$n performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to $mself.
puke 0 0
You puke.
$n pukes.
You puke on $M.
$n pukes on $N.
$n pukes on your clothes!
Once again?
You puke on yourself.
$n pukes on $s clothes.
punch 0 0
Punch the air? Sure, go ahead, fine by me...
$n starts shadow-boxing.
You punch $M right in the face! Yuck, the BLOOD!
$n punches weakly at $N, missing by miles.
$n tries a punch at you but misses by a good quarter-mile...
Punch who?
You punch yourself in the face resulting in your own nose being bloodied.
$n punches $mself in the face, looking kind of stupid.
purr 0 0
MMMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW.
$n purrs contentedly.
#
roll 1 0
You roll your eyes in disgust.
$n rolls $s eyes in disgust.
You look at $M and roll your eyes in disgust.
$n looks at $N in contempt and rolls $s eyes with disgust.
$n stares at you and rolls $s eyes in digust.
Um... who?
You roll your eyes, disgusted with your own incompetence.
$n rolls $s eyes, disgusted with $mself.
ruffle 0 0
You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.
#
You ruffle $N's hair playfully.
$n ruffles $N's hair playfully.
$n ruffles your hair playfully.
Might be a bit difficult.
You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy.
$n ruffles $s hair -- weirdo!
scream 0 0
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!
$n screams loudly!
#
shake 0 5
You shake your head.
$n shakes $s head.
You shake $S hand.
$n shakes $N's hand.
$n shakes your hand.
Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here.
You are shaken by yourself.
$n shakes and quivers like a bowlful of jelly.
shiver 0 0
Brrrrrrrrr.
$n shivers uncomfortably.
#
shrug 0 0
You shrug.
$n shrugs helplessly.
#
sigh 0 0
You sigh.
$n sighs loudly.
#
sing 0 0
You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.
SEEK SHELTER AT ONCE! $n has begun to sing.
#
slap 0 0
Normally you slap SOMEBODY.
#
You slap $N.
$n slaps $N.
You are slapped by $n.
How about slapping someone in the same room as you??
You slap yourself, silly you.
$n slaps $mself, really strange...
smile 1 0
You smile happily.
$n smiles happily.
You smile at $M.
$n beams a smile at $N.
$n smiles at you.
There's no one by that name around.
You smile at yourself.
$n smiles at $mself.
smirk 0 0
You smirk.
$n smirks.
#
snap 0 0
PRONTO! You snap your fingers.
$n snaps $s fingers.
#
snarl 0 0
You snarl like a viscious animal.
$n snarls like a cornered, viscious animal.
You snarl at $M angrily. Control yourself!
$n snarls angrily at $N. $e$u seems incapable of controlling $mself.
$n snarls viciously at you. $U$s self-control seems to have gone bananas.
Eh? Who? Not here, my friend.
You snarl at yourself, obviously suffering from schizophrenia.
$n snarls at $mself, and suddenly looks very frightened.
sneeze 0 0
Gesundheit!
$n sneezes.
#
snicker 0 0
You snicker softly.
$n snickers softly.
#
sniff 0 0
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*
$n sniffs sadly.
#
snore 0 0
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
$n snores loudly.
#
snowball 0 0
Who do you want to throw a snowball at??
#
You throw a snowball in $N's face.
$n conjures a snowball from thin air and throws it at $N.
$n conjures a snowball from thin air and throws it at you.
You stand with the snowball in your hand because your victim is not here.
You conjure a snowball from thin air and throw it at yourself.
$n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself.
snuggle 1 5
Who?
#
you snuggle $M.
$n snuggles up to $N.
$n snuggles up to you.
They aren't here.
Hmmm...
#
spank 0 8
You spank WHO? Eh? How? Naaah, you'd never.
$n spanks the thin air with a flat hand.
You spank $M vigorously, long and hard. Your hand hurts.
$n spanks $N over $s knee. It hurts to even watch.
$n spanks you long and hard. You feel like a naughty child.
Are you sure about this? I mean, that person isn't even here!
Hmm, not likely.
#
spit 0 0
You spit over your left shoulder.
$n spits over $s left shoulder.
You spit on $M.
$n spits in $N's face.
$n spits in your face.
Can you spit that far?
You drool down your front.
$n drools down $s front.
squeeze 0 0
Where, what, how, WHO???
#
You squeeze $M fondly.
$n squeezes $N fondly.
$n squeezes you fondly.
Where, what, how, WHO???
You squeeze yourself -- try to relax a little!
$n squeezes $mself.
stare 0 5
You stare at the sky.
$n stares at the sky.
You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..
$n stares dreamily at $N.
$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.
You stare and stare but can't see that person anywhere...
You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.
$n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!
steam 0 0
You let out some steam, much to the others' relief (and your own!)
$n lets out a lot of steam, much to your relief.
#
stroke 0 0
Whose thigh would you like to stroke?
#
You gently stroke $S inner thigh.
$n gently strokes $N's inner thigh... hmm...
$n gently strokes your inner thigh with feathery touches.
That person is not within reach.
You are about to do something you would rather not be caught doing.
$n starts to do something disgusting and then stops.
strut 0 0
Strut your stuff.
$n struts proudly.
#
sulk 1 0
You sulk.
$n sulks in the corner.
#
tackle 0 5
You tackle the air. It stands not a chance.
$n starts running around $mself in a desparate attempt to tackle the air.
You ruthlessly tackle $M to the ground.
$n ruthlessly tackles $N, pinning $M to the ground.
$n suddenly lunges at you and tackles you to the ground!
That person isn't here (luck for them, it would seem...)
Tackle yourself? Yeah, right....
$n makes a dextrous move and kicks $s left leg away with $s right.
tango 0 8
With whom would you like to tango?
$n puts a rose between $s teeth, but takes out it since noone joins $m.
You put a rose between your teeth and tango with $M seductively.
$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tangos with $N seductively.
$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tangos with you seductively.
That person isn't around. Better sit this one out.
Feels rather stupid, doesn't it?
$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tries to tango with $mself.
taunt 0 0
You taunt the nothing in front of you.
$n taunts something that seems to be right in front of $m.
You taunt $M, to your own delight.
$n taunts $N rather insultingly. $U$n seems to enjoy it tremendously.
$n taunts you. It really hurts your feelings.
Hmmmmmmm.....nope, no one by that name here.
You taunt yourself, almost making you cry...:(
$n taunts $mself to tears.
thank 0 5
Thank you too.
#
You thank $N heartily.
$n thanks $N heartily.
$n thanks you heartily.
No one answers to that name here.
You thank yourself since nobody else wants to!
$n thanks $mself since you won't.
think 1 0
You think about life, the universe and everything.
$n sinks deeply into thought about the meaning of life.
You think about what purpose $E has in relation to your part of life.
$n stops and thinks about $N, completely lost in thought.
Your ears burn as $n thinks about you.. you wonder what about.
You'd better think harder, if you hope to make contact!
You think about yourself (for once).
$n thinks about $mself for a change.....(?)
tickle 0 0
Who do you want to tickle??
#
You tickle $N.
$n tickles $N.
$n tickles you - hee hee hee.
Who is that??
You tickle yourself, how funny!
$n tickles $mself.
twiddle 0 0
You patiently twiddle your thumbs.
$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.
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wave 0 0
You wave.
$n waves happily.
You wave goodbye to $N.
$n waves goodbye to $N.
$n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey.
They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye.
Are you going on adventures as well??
$n waves goodbye to $mself.
whine 0 0
You whine pitifully.
$n whines pitifully about the whole situation.
#
whistle 0 0
You whistle appreciatively.
$n whistles appreciatively.
#
wiggle 0 0
Your wiggle your bottom.
$n wiggles $s bottom.
#
wink 0 5
Have you got something in your eye?
$n winks suggestively.
You wink suggestively at $N.
$n winks at $N.
$n winks suggestively at you.
No one with that name is present.
You wink at yourself?? -- what are you up to?
$n winks at $mself -- something strange is going on...
worship 0 5
You find yourself head-down in the dirt, worshipping.
$n starts worshipping nothing at all.
You fall to your knees and worship $M deeply.
$n falls to $s knees, worshipping $N with uncanny dedication.
$n kneels before you in solemn worship.
Uh.. who? They're not here, pal.
You seem sure to have found a true deity.....
$n falls to $s knees and humbly worships $mself.
yawn 0 0
Gosh, will you trade those teeth for mine?? -- you get my glasseyes in the bargain too!
$n yawns.
#
yodel 0 0
You start yodelling loudly and rather beautifully in your own ears.
$n starts a yodelling session that goes right to the bone.
#
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