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accuse 0 5
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Accuse who??
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You look accusingly at $M.
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$n looks accusingly at $N.
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$n looks accusingly at you.
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Accuse somebody who's not even there??
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You accuse yourself.
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$n seems to have a bad conscience.
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applaud 0 0
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Clap, clap, clap.
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$n gives a round of applause.
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beg 0 0
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You beg the gods for mercy. (No way you're gonna get it! :-))
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The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.
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You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.
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$n begs you for money. You gratiously let $m peep at your fortune.
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$n begs $N for a dime or two -- or twenty!
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Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment.
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How? - begging yourself for money doesn't help.
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bleed 0 0
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You bleed profusely, making an awful mess...
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$n bleeds profusely, making an awful mess...
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blush 0 0
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Your cheeks are burning.
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$n blushes.
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bounce 0 0
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BOIINNNNNNGG!
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$n bounces around.
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bow 0 5
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You bow deeply.
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$n bows deeply.
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You bow before $M.
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$n bows before $N.
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$n bows before you.
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Who's that?
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You kiss your toes.
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$n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes.
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brb 0 0
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Come back soon!
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$n will be right back!
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burp 0 0
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You burp loudly.
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$n burps loudly.
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cackle 0 0
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You cackle gleefully.
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$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!
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chuckle 0 0
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You chuckle politely.
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$n chuckles politely.
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clap 0 0
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You clap your small hands together.
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$n shows $s approval by clapping $s small hands together.
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comb 0 0
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You comb your hair -- perfect.
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$n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen!
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You patiently untangle $N's hair -- what a mess!
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$n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.
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$n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.
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That person is not here.
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You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.
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$n tries to comb $s tangled hair.
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comfort 0 5
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Do you feel uncomfortable?
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You comfort $M.
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$n comforts $N.
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$n comforts you.
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Comfort who?
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You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.
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cough 0 0
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Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!
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$n coughs loudly.
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cringe 1 0
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You cringe in terror.
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$n cringes in terror!
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You cringe away from $M.
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$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.
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$n cringes away from you.
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I don't see anyone by that name here.. what are you afraid of?
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I beg your pardon?
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cry 0 5
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Waaaaah..
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$n bursts into tears.
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You cry on $S shoulder.
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$n cries on $N's shoulder.
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$n cries on your shoulder.
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Who's that?
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You cry to yourself.
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$n sobs quietly to $mself.
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cuddle 1 5
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Who do you feel like cuddling today?
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You cuddle $M.
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$n cuddles $N.
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$n cuddles you.
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They aren't here.
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You must feel very cuddly indeed. :)
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curse 0 0
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You swear loudly for a long time.
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$n swears: #@*"*&^$$%@*&!!!!!!
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curtsey 0 0
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You curtsey to your audience.
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$n curtseys gracefully.
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dance 1 8
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Feels silly, doesn't it?
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$n tries to dance breakdance but nearly breaks $s neck!
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You lead $M to the dancefloor.
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$n sends $N across the dancefloor.
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$n sends you across the dancefloor.
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Eh, WHO?
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You skip and dance around by yourself.
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$n skips a light Fandango.
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daydream 1 0
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You dream of better times.
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$n looks absent-minded, $s eyes staring into space.
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drool 1 0
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You start to drool.
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$n starts to drool.
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You drool all over $N.
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$n drools all over $N.
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$n drools all over you.
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Pardon??
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Sure, go ahead and drool...yuk!
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$n drools on $mself. What a sight.
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embrace 0 0
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You reach but come away empty. :(
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$n reaches out for an embrace, but no one is there.
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You embrace $M warmly.
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$n embraces $N warmly.
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$n embraces you warmly.
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Alas, your embracee is not here.
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You embrace yourself??
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$n wraps his arms around himself for a warm self-embrace.
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fart 0 0
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Where are your manners?
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$n lets off a real rip-roarer!
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#
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flip 0 0
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You flip head over heels.
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$n flips head over heels.
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flirt 1 5
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You flirt outrageously.
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$n flirts outragously.
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You flirt outrageously with $N.
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$n flirts outrageously with $N.
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$n flirts outrageously with you.
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Sorry, your dearly beloved is not around.
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You flirt with yourself. Must look stupid.
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$n thinks $e is the most wonderful person in the world.
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fondle 0 5
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Who needs to be fondled?
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You fondly fondle $M.
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$n fondly fondles $N.
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$n fondly fondles you.
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You fondly try to fondle someone not in the room, but who cares.
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You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?
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$n fondly fondles $mself -- this is going too far!!
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french 0 0
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French whom??
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You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever...
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$n kisses $N passionately.
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$n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever...
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Your heart is filled with despair as that person is not here.
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You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.
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$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.
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frown 0 0
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What's bothering you?
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$n frowns.
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#
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fume 1 5
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Take it easy now! Count to ten, very slowly.
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$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.
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You stare at $M, fuming.
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$n stares at $N, fuming with rage.
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$n stares at you, fuming with rage!
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Fume away.. they ain't here.
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That's right - hate yourself!
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$n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.
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gasp 0 0
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You gasp in astonishment.
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$n gasps in astonishment.
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giggle 0 0
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You giggle.
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$n giggles.
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glare 0 5
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You glare at nothing in particular.
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$n glares around $m.
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You glare icily at $M.
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$n glares at $N.
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$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.
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You try to glare at somebody who is not present.
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You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.
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$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?
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greet 0 0
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Greet Who?
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You greet $m with a light kiss on his cheek.
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$n greets $N with a light kiss on its cheek.
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$n greets you with a light kiss on your cheek.
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Please -- try someone who is here?
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So, you've finally discovered yourself!
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$n greets $mself.. $e always was a strange one.
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grin 0 0
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You grin evilly.
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$n grins evilly.
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groan 0 0
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You groan loudly.
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$n groans loudly.
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grope 0 5
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Whom do you wish to grope??
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Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?
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$n gropes $N.
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$n gropes you.
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Try someone who's here.
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You grope yourself -- YUCK.
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$n gropes $mself -- YUCK.
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grovel 1 0
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You grovel in the dirt.
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$n grovels in the dirt.
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You grovel before $M
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$n grovels in the dirt before $N.
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$n grovels in the dirt before you.
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Who?
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That seems a little silly to me..
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growl 0 0
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Grrrrrrrrrr...
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$n growls.
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hiccup 0 0
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*HIC*
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$n hiccups.
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hug 1 5
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Hug who?
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You hug $M.
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$n hugs $N.
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$n hugs you.
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Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
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You hug yourself.
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$n hugs $mself.
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kiss 0 0
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Isn't there someone you want to kiss?
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You kiss $M.
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$n kisses $N.
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$n kisses you.
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Never around when required.
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All the lonely people :(
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laugh 0 0
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You fall down laughing.
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$n falls down laughing.
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lick 0 0
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You lick your mouth and smile.
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$n licks $s mouth and smiles.
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You lick $M.
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$n licks $N.
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$n licks you.
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Lick away, nobody's here with that name.
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You lick yourself.
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$n licks $mself -- YUCK.
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love 0 0
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You love the whole world.
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$n loves everybody in the world.
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You tell your true feelings to $N.
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$n whispers softly to $N.
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$n whispers to you sweet words of love.
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Alas, your love is not present...
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Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does!)
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$n loves $mself, can you believe it?
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massage 0 0
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Massage what, thin air?
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You gently massage $N's shoulders.
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$n massages $N's shoulders.
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$n gently massages your shoulders...ahhhhhhhhhh...
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You can only massage someone in the same room as you.
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2012-03-03 20:42:37 +00:00
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You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.
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2012-03-03 20:35:30 +00:00
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$n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself.
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moan 0 0
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You start to moan.
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$n starts moaning.
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nibble 0 0
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Nibble on who?
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You nibble on $N's ear.
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$n nibbles on $N's ear.
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$n nibbles on your ear.
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Sorry, not here, better go back to dreaming about it.
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You nibble on your OWN ear???????????????????
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$n nibbles on $s OWN ear (I wonder how it is done!!).
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nod 1 0
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You nod solemnly.
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$n nods solemnly.
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nudge 0 0
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Nudge? Nudge??? The HELL you say!!!!
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You nudge $M with your elbow.
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$n nudges $N suggestively with $s elbow.
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$n nudges you suggestively. You two have an understanding.
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Eh? That person isn't here, you know.
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Well, just nudge yourself, but how do you get your elbow in that position?
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$n nudges $mself with $s elbows, making $m look like a large chicken.
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nuzzle 1 5
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Nuzzle who??
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You nuzzle $S neck softly.
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$n softly nuzzles $N's neck.
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$n softly nuzzles your neck.
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No.. they aren't here..
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I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.
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pat 0 0
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Pat who??
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You pat $N on $S head.
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$n pats $N on $S head.
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$n pats you on your head.
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Who, where, what??
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You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.
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$n pats $mself on the head.
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peer 1 0
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You peer around you, uncertain that what you see is actually true.
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$n peers around, looking as if $e has trouble seeing everything clearly.
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point 1 0
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You point whereto?
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$n points in all directions, seemingly confused.
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You point at $M -- $E DOES look funny.
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$n muffles a laugh, pointing at $N.
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$n points at you... how rude!
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You must have a VERY long index-finger...
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You point at yourself. Insinuating something?
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$n points at $mself, suggesting that the center of matters is $e.
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poke 0 0
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Poke who??
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#
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You poke $M in the ribs.
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$n pokes $N in the ribs.
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$n pokes you in the ribs.
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You can't poke someone who's not here!
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You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.
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$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.
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ponder 1 0
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You ponder over matters as they appear to you at this moment.
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$n sinks deeply into $s own thoughts.
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#
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pout 0 0
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Ah, don't take it so hard.
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$n pouts.
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pray 0 0
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You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.
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$n begs and grovels to the powers that be.
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You crawl in the dust before $M.
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$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.
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$n kisses the dirt at your feet.
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No such person around; your prayers vanish into the endless voids.
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Talk about narcissism...
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$n performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to $mself.
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puke 0 0
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You puke.
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$n pukes.
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You puke on $M.
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$n pukes on $N.
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$n pukes on your clothes!
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Once again?
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You puke on yourself.
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$n pukes on $s clothes.
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punch 0 0
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Punch the air? Sure, go ahead, fine by me...
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$n starts shadow-boxing.
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You punch $M right in the face! Yuck, the BLOOD!
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$n punches weakly at $N, missing by miles.
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$n tries a punch at you but misses by a good quarter-mile...
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Punch who?
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You punch yourself in the face resulting in your own nose being bloodied.
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$n punches $mself in the face, looking kind of stupid.
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purr 0 0
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MMMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW.
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$n purrs contentedly.
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#
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roll 1 0
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You roll your eyes in disgust.
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$n rolls $s eyes in disgust.
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You look at $M and roll your eyes in disgust.
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$n looks at $N in contempt and rolls $s eyes with disgust.
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$n stares at you and rolls $s eyes in digust.
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Um... who?
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You roll your eyes, disgusted with your own incompetence.
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$n rolls $s eyes, disgusted with $mself.
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ruffle 0 0
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You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.
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#
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You ruffle $N's hair playfully.
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$n ruffles $N's hair playfully.
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$n ruffles your hair playfully.
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Might be a bit difficult.
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You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy.
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$n ruffles $s hair -- weirdo!
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scream 0 0
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ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!
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$n screams loudly!
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#
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shake 0 5
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You shake your head.
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$n shakes $s head.
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You shake $S hand.
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$n shakes $N's hand.
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$n shakes your hand.
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Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here.
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You are shaken by yourself.
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$n shakes and quivers like a bowlful of jelly.
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shiver 0 0
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Brrrrrrrrr.
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$n shivers uncomfortably.
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#
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shrug 0 0
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You shrug.
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$n shrugs helplessly.
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#
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sigh 0 0
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You sigh.
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$n sighs loudly.
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#
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sing 0 0
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You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.
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SEEK SHELTER AT ONCE! $n has begun to sing.
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#
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slap 0 0
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Normally you slap SOMEBODY.
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#
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You slap $N.
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$n slaps $N.
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You are slapped by $n.
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How about slapping someone in the same room as you??
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You slap yourself, silly you.
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$n slaps $mself, really strange...
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smile 1 0
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You smile happily.
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$n smiles happily.
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You smile at $M.
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$n beams a smile at $N.
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$n smiles at you.
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There's no one by that name around.
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You smile at yourself.
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$n smiles at $mself.
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smirk 0 0
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You smirk.
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$n smirks.
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#
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snap 0 0
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PRONTO! You snap your fingers.
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$n snaps $s fingers.
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#
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snarl 0 0
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You snarl like a viscious animal.
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$n snarls like a cornered, viscious animal.
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You snarl at $M angrily. Control yourself!
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$n snarls angrily at $N. $e$u seems incapable of controlling $mself.
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$n snarls viciously at you. $U$s self-control seems to have gone bananas.
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Eh? Who? Not here, my friend.
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You snarl at yourself, obviously suffering from schizophrenia.
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$n snarls at $mself, and suddenly looks very frightened.
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sneeze 0 0
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Gesundheit!
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$n sneezes.
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#
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snicker 0 0
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You snicker softly.
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$n snickers softly.
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#
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sniff 0 0
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You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*
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$n sniffs sadly.
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#
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snore 0 0
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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$n snores loudly.
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#
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snowball 0 0
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Who do you want to throw a snowball at??
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#
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You throw a snowball in $N's face.
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$n conjures a snowball from thin air and throws it at $N.
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$n conjures a snowball from thin air and throws it at you.
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You stand with the snowball in your hand because your victim is not here.
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You conjure a snowball from thin air and throw it at yourself.
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$n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself.
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snuggle 1 5
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Who?
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#
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you snuggle $M.
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$n snuggles up to $N.
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$n snuggles up to you.
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They aren't here.
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Hmmm...
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#
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spank 0 8
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You spank WHO? Eh? How? Naaah, you'd never.
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$n spanks the thin air with a flat hand.
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You spank $M vigorously, long and hard. Your hand hurts.
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$n spanks $N over $s knee. It hurts to even watch.
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$n spanks you long and hard. You feel like a naughty child.
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Are you sure about this? I mean, that person isn't even here!
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Hmm, not likely.
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#
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spit 0 0
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You spit over your left shoulder.
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$n spits over $s left shoulder.
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You spit on $M.
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$n spits in $N's face.
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$n spits in your face.
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Can you spit that far?
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You drool down your front.
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$n drools down $s front.
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squeeze 0 0
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Where, what, how, WHO???
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#
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You squeeze $M fondly.
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$n squeezes $N fondly.
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$n squeezes you fondly.
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Where, what, how, WHO???
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You squeeze yourself -- try to relax a little!
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$n squeezes $mself.
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stare 0 5
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You stare at the sky.
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$n stares at the sky.
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You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..
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$n stares dreamily at $N.
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$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.
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You stare and stare but can't see that person anywhere...
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You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.
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$n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!
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steam 0 0
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You let out some steam, much to the others' relief (and your own!)
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$n lets out a lot of steam, much to your relief.
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#
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stroke 0 0
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Whose thigh would you like to stroke?
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You gently stroke $S inner thigh.
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$n gently strokes $N's inner thigh... hmm...
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$n gently strokes your inner thigh with feathery touches.
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That person is not within reach.
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You are about to do something you would rather not be caught doing.
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$n starts to do something disgusting and then stops.
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strut 0 0
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Strut your stuff.
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$n struts proudly.
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#
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sulk 1 0
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You sulk.
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$n sulks in the corner.
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#
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tackle 0 5
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You tackle the air. It stands not a chance.
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$n starts running around $mself in a desparate attempt to tackle the air.
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You ruthlessly tackle $M to the ground.
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$n ruthlessly tackles $N, pinning $M to the ground.
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$n suddenly lunges at you and tackles you to the ground!
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That person isn't here (luck for them, it would seem...)
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Tackle yourself? Yeah, right....
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$n makes a dextrous move and kicks $s left leg away with $s right.
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tango 0 8
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With whom would you like to tango?
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$n puts a rose between $s teeth, but takes out it since noone joins $m.
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You put a rose between your teeth and tango with $M seductively.
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$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tangos with $N seductively.
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$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tangos with you seductively.
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That person isn't around. Better sit this one out.
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Feels rather stupid, doesn't it?
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$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tries to tango with $mself.
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taunt 0 0
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You taunt the nothing in front of you.
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$n taunts something that seems to be right in front of $m.
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You taunt $M, to your own delight.
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$n taunts $N rather insultingly. $U$n seems to enjoy it tremendously.
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$n taunts you. It really hurts your feelings.
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Hmmmmmmm.....nope, no one by that name here.
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You taunt yourself, almost making you cry...:(
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$n taunts $mself to tears.
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thank 0 5
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Thank you too.
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#
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You thank $N heartily.
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$n thanks $N heartily.
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$n thanks you heartily.
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No one answers to that name here.
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You thank yourself since nobody else wants to!
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$n thanks $mself since you won't.
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think 1 0
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You think about life, the universe and everything.
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$n sinks deeply into thought about the meaning of life.
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You think about what purpose $E has in relation to your part of life.
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$n stops and thinks about $N, completely lost in thought.
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Your ears burn as $n thinks about you.. you wonder what about.
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You'd better think harder, if you hope to make contact!
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You think about yourself (for once).
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$n thinks about $mself for a change.....(?)
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tickle 0 0
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Who do you want to tickle??
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#
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You tickle $N.
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$n tickles $N.
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$n tickles you - hee hee hee.
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Who is that??
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You tickle yourself, how funny!
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$n tickles $mself.
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twiddle 0 0
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You patiently twiddle your thumbs.
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$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.
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#
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wave 0 0
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You wave.
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$n waves happily.
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You wave goodbye to $N.
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$n waves goodbye to $N.
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$n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey.
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They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye.
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Are you going on adventures as well??
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$n waves goodbye to $mself.
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whine 0 0
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You whine pitifully.
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$n whines pitifully about the whole situation.
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#
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whistle 0 0
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You whistle appreciatively.
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$n whistles appreciatively.
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#
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wiggle 0 0
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Your wiggle your bottom.
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$n wiggles $s bottom.
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#
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wink 0 5
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Have you got something in your eye?
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$n winks suggestively.
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You wink suggestively at $N.
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$n winks at $N.
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$n winks suggestively at you.
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No one with that name is present.
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You wink at yourself?? -- what are you up to?
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$n winks at $mself -- something strange is going on...
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worship 0 5
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You find yourself head-down in the dirt, worshipping.
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$n starts worshipping nothing at all.
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You fall to your knees and worship $M deeply.
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$n falls to $s knees, worshipping $N with uncanny dedication.
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$n kneels before you in solemn worship.
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Uh.. who? They're not here, pal.
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You seem sure to have found a true deity.....
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$n falls to $s knees and humbly worships $mself.
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yawn 0 0
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Gosh, will you trade those teeth for mine?? -- you get my glasseyes in the bargain too!
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$n yawns.
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#
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yodel 0 0
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You start yodelling loudly and rather beautifully in your own ears.
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$n starts a yodelling session that goes right to the bone.
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#
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$
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