140 lines
3.3 KiB
JavaScript
140 lines
3.3 KiB
JavaScript
jQuery.githubUser = function(username, callback) {
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jQuery.getJSON("http://github.com/api/v1/json/" + username + "?callback=?", callback);
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}
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var nicknames = ["Dragon", "Gizzard", "The Enforcer",
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"Mizungu", "The Hammer"]
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var phrases = ["also feels that specialization is for insects",
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"my dogs named tater tooooo",
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"every movie should have a cast dance scene at the end",
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"honey, you're a tool of the masses",
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"my life is kinda like the Matrix, really",
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"too fat to fit into Japanese pants",
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"it's like the finger of God!"]
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function changeBlurb() {
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var phrase = phrases[Math.floor(Math.random()*phrases.length)]
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$('#page-heading').text(phrase)
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t=setTimeout("changeBlurb()",30000);
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}
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function changeNickname() {
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var nickname = nicknames[Math.floor(Math.random()*nicknames.length)]
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$('#nickname').text(nickname)
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t=setTimeout("changeNickname()",30000);
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}
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function showHome() {
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$('#break').show()
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$('.non_home_box').hide('scale')
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$('.home_box').show('scale')
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}
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function showTalks() {
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$('#break').hide()
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$('#info_box').show()
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$("#info_box").load("talks.html", null, function() {
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window.location.hash = 'talks'
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});
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}
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function showScribbles() {
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$('#break').hide()
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$('#info_box').show()
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$("#info_box").load("scribbles.html", null, function() {
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window.location.hash = 'scribbles'
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});
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}
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function showAbout() {
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$('#break').hide()
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$('#info_box').show()
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$("#info_box").load("about.html", null, function() {
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window.location.hash = 'about'
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$("a#menu_talks").click(function(event){
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hideAll()
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showTalks()
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})
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});
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}
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function showCode() {
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$('#break').hide()
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$('#info_box').show()
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$("#info_box").load("code.html", null, function() {
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$.githubUser('schacon', function(data) {
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$('#github-projects').text('')
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var repos = data.user.repositories;
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repos.sort(function(a,b) {
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return b.watchers - a.watchers;
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});
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$(repos).each(function() {
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if((!this.fork) && (!this.private)) {
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$('#github-projects').append("\
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<div class='repo'>\
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<h3><a href='" + this.url + "'>" + this.name + "</a></h3>\
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<span class='desc'>"+this.description+"</span>\
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<span class='watchers'>" + this.watchers + " </span>\
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<span class='forks'>" + this.forks + "</span>\
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</div>");
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}
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});
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});
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window.location.hash = 'code'
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});
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}
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function hideAll() {
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$('.non_home_box').hide()
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$('.home_box').hide()
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}
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$(document).ready(function(){
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changeBlurb()
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changeNickname()
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if(window.location.hash != "") {
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page = window.location.hash
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if(page == '#talks') {
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hideAll()
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showTalks()
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}
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if(page == '#code') {
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hideAll()
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showCode()
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}
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if(page == '#about') {
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hideAll()
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showAbout()
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}
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if(page == '#scribbles') {
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hideAll()
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showScribbles()
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}
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}
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$("a#menu_home").click(function(event){
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showHome()
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})
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$("a#menu_talks").click(function(event){
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hideAll()
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showTalks()
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})
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$("a#menu_code").click(function(event){
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hideAll()
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showCode()
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})
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$("a#menu_about").click(function(event){
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hideAll()
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showAbout()
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})
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$("a#menu_scribbles").click(function(event){
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hideAll()
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showScribbles()
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})
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})
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